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Friday, May 12, 2006

The Chris Wheeler Glossary
From a link on the Cole Hamels Facts page:
As You Said... - You took the words right out of my mouth, but I'm going to say the same thing anway

Back for the play-by-play, here's Harry! - I apologize ahead of time for an awkward 7th, 8th and 9th

He (Just) Dropped The Bat Head On It (or That One) - He got a hit

He Just Reached Out/Went Down There And Got That - The way I verbally reward any player for swinging at a terrible pitch that he manages to turn into a basehit, despite substantial odds against him

He Got All Of It - The proximate cause of any home run that clears the outfield fence by a substantial distance

He Has Fun Out There - He's awful; He's Tomas Perez

Scrappy - Player who does all the little things, but sucks at most everything else (see also Pest)

Space Cadet - A pitcher of Latin descent

There's Our Old Friend (insert former Phillies anything) - He never liked me

Was That A Split? - I have no idea what pitch that was (see also Does He Throw A Split?)

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