Over at Jimmy Akin's blog, they're debating slogans to promote meat eating.
ANIMALS! Now With A Yummy, Meat-Filled Center!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. [Homer Simpson]
"Meat - you don't want to get beat up *all* the time, do you?"
"Meat - Ghandhi didn't eat meat, and he's dead."
"You don't make friends with salad" (Simpsons) [Although it was actually "you don't win friends with salad."]
One I would add:
God said, "Every creature that is alive shall be yours to eat..." (Genesis Ch 9, verse 3