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Thursday, February 16, 2006


McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Baseball Knowledge Will Not Help You Pick Up Girls.
I deny this. Some of them are very good compliments or are just true. Look:
Your boyfriend hates baseball? He must hate America, too.

No, no. You're not getting old. Hell, you're only 27. Think of it this way: Since turning 27, Roger Clemens has won 280 games! You have your whole life ahead of you. Please stop crying.

Now I remember the last time I felt so turned on: When I was able to snag Mark Prior with a sixth-round draft pick.
What girl wouldn't love to hear those?

Hat Tip: Gregorian Rants

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