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Tuesday, February 14, 2006


CNN.com - TV joke writers take shots at Cheney - Feb 14, 2006
Here's my favorites so far:

Letterman: "Good news, ladies and gentlemen, we have finally located weapons of mass destruction: It's Dick Cheney."

Leno: "That's the big story over the weekend. ... Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity is now at 92 percent."

"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?' "

"Dick Cheney is capitalizing on this for Valentine's Day. It's the new Dick Cheney cologne. It's called Duck!"

Craig Ferguson: "He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right."

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.' "

And a coworker told me that a Philly radio station (I forget which one) had a parody of "Janey's Got a Gun" called "Cheney's Got a Gun."

Comments:
Here's the URL for the Cheney's Got A Gun music video:

http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/downloads/cheneyvid.asp
 

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